Logline:
The discovery of an ancient scroll that indicates Xena (Lucy Lawless) married Ares (Kevin Smith) leads to a highly charged press briefing attended by the modern-day reincarnations of Xena, Ares, Gabrielle (Renee O'Connor) and Joxer (Ted Raimi). Delaney: Michael Saccente. Fields: Lucy Briant.

Guest Cast:
Joxer/Harry ... Ted Raimi
Ares ... Kevin Smith
Meg ... Lucy Lawless

Production Information:
Written by: Melissa Blake
Directed by: Josh Becker
Edited by: Tim Batt & Steven Borbetz

Ratings Information:
Nielson Rating: 2.9
My Rating: 0/5

My Comments:
Yes, there is no rating for this episode. I cannot begin to imagine what exactly was going on through anyone's minds when this episode was being made. Maybe they were tired and decided that a hodge-podge of endless YAXIs was the answer to the question of how Gabrielle got out of the lava pit.
I had a half-a-mind to name this episode "The Unmentionable Episode."